Scandal by Lauren Kunze & Rina Onur

Author:Lauren Kunze & Rina Onur [Kunze, Lauren & Onur, Rina]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Publisher: HarperCollins
Published: 2013-02-26T03:00:00+00:00

Staff Writer 1: Dining halls are things that smell like fish tacos. And I vote yes, because you’re really pretty.

Managing Editor: Good, then it’s settled.

COMPer: But…aren’t Oprah and Lady Gaga visiting campus tomorrow for a forum on the new Born This Way Foundation?

Managing Editor: Drop and give me twenty, COMPling.

12:00 P.M.–Lunch Break

ME: Where’s my super-duper, special, customized, named-after-me salad? Somebody bring it to me or I’ll have you all castrated!

ME: I’m serious, people. I’m going to start with the freshmen. Then the sophomores. Then the business board. Then editorial. Art Board, you guys are safe for now—I still need somebody to take pictures of me.

3:00 P.M.–Departmental Meetings: Art Department

ME: Let’s see how the new mock-up of FM mag looks with my face on the cover.

Photographer 1: You like?

ME: Hmm. Maybe. I’m thinking…it could be bigger.

Photographer 1: What, the title of the magazine?

ME: No. My face.

Photographer 2: But, er, well, ah…your face is already taking up the entire front and back covers.

ME: So what? Can’t you make the magazine bigger?

Photographer 1: How much bigger?

ME: Hmm. How about one and a half times the size of the newspaper at the very least?

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